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I will be leaving dA.

Somewhere along the line my page hit 10,000 views! Up until recently I had no computer, so I didn't even notice it was getting up there.

:iconcv-kazimir:
1. What is your real name?
"...As opposed to my fake name? It's Kazimir."

2. What is your surname?
"Isyanov."

3. What are your three most popular nicknames?
"I've heard people call me Kaz, most officers just call me Isyanov, but that's about it."

4. What is your favorite color?
"Never really thought about it."

5. What is your favorite animal?
"Turtles are okay, I guess."

6. What [nationality] are you?
"I'm Russian."

7. What is your favorite song?
"I don't spend too much time listening to music."

8. What is your favorite band?
"I haven't started listening to music since your last question."

9. What is your favorite TV station?
"I used to watch Discovery a lot, but I've lived on a rock for five years."

10. What is your favorite pastime?
"I like to practice my forms, though it isn't too practical here, I guess."

11. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Someone my parents stop ignoring for existing."

12. What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 4-7 years old?
"I wanted to be a movie star."

13. Time to get more wacko and personal… are you intimidated?
"If you have authority over me in this school, yes, I am intimidated by you."

14. Who do you have a crush on / who are you in a relationship with?
"I don't mind spending time with Shuang Malakhov too much. That information doesn't leave this room."

15. Are you cheating?
"Skipping training days? Not even when I'm sick."

16. Have you ever cheated on someone before?
"I've never been in a relationship with someone before, so no."

17. Do you drink often?
"Not in the academy, but I would if I weren't, I think."

18. Do you smoke often?
"No."

19. What is your addiction? We know you have at least one.
"I like the moment of anticipation before a sparring match. I could live for it."

20. What is your naughtiest/dirtiest habit?
"I spend a lot more time looking at myself in the mirror than most people, I guess. N-Not in a bad way, I assure you!"

21. What's your sex life like?
"I don't have one."

22. Have you had a recurring dream before? If so, what was it about? Explain.
"I used to have a dream as a kid where that popular purple dinosaur children like would chase me with red eyes while trying to kill me. I would get to my front door and slam it in his face, then wake up.... I haven't had it in a very long time."

23. What was the last dream [you can remember] about?
"I dreamt I was a young child who knew everything I know now, and I was sitting on my father's lap as he read me a story. It was... strange, to say the least."

24. Tell me something that could make you smile without fail.
"Receiving a letter from my sister. Why?"

25. What is your favorite thing to drink?
"Since leaving China, I often find myself drinking teas."

26. What is your master goal in life?
"Join the military, regardless of what they think about my fitness."

27. What is your most recent wish?
"To see my sister again."

28. If you could accomplish one thing for yourself or someone else, anything at all, what would it be?
"To do whatever it takes to make my parents proud."

29. Tell me something that desire that you can't accomplish by yourself; something that someone else has to do for you.
"I didn't think these questions could get stranger. I was trying to be level headed with my responses, but you're making it hard. I don't know, be able to trust someone fully?"

30. What is your worst weakness?
"That I can't keep activity up for a very long time. I thought this was common knowledge?"

31. What is your worst fear?
"Dying without doing anything useful for anyone."

32. Name off five traits of your dream boy/girl.
"I don't know, I guess she'd have to have nice hair, a nice personality, be shorter than I am, not mind my parents, and not mind me so much. That'd would be it, I guess."

33. What is your idea of the best day ever?
"A good temperature day where I could just run for miles and not worry about anything."

34. Who is your best friend?
"I don't really have one."

35. Who is your worst enemy?
"I don't think I have one of those, either."

36. Describe to me your most prized possession.
"A photo of my family that is about twelve years old now."

37. If you could make peace / friends with anyone right now, who would they be?
"The ghost of Albone, so I don't end up some kind of sacrifice. No, there really is one."

38. The Headmaster announces that the world will come to an end at midnight of the next day, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Who would you want to spend the last day of humanity with, and what would you do?
"I think I'd spend it just like any other day, or trying my best to, anyway. I'm not unhappy with how things are now."

39. What is the one thing you desire above all else as of today?
"Improvment"

40. The delivery man leaves a box on your door when you aren't expecting any packages. You open it to find a fancy glass bottle that resembles something between women's perfume and a wine bottle; the label reads "SHALTEIR's Love Liquid." Who do you test it on and how do you sneak it to them?
"What is that? Some kind of love potion? I wouldn't use it, people don't deserve to be treated like that."

41. You lover / best friend is announced dead via suicide. How do you react?
"I dunno, I guess I'd be in my room thinking about it for a while."

42. You were walking alone through your department come 11:24pm at night when out of the blue you get tackled from behind. What is your next move?
"Why so specific about the time? I'm okay with grappling, so I suppose I'd retaliate with a throw to be on my feet again."

43. You're having a movie-at-home date tonight. When you go to blockbuster, what are your top three movie options that you and your date would probably enjoy?
"I'm not really one for action movies, I guess something funny. That would be entertaining. What are some funny movies that are out right now?"

44. Back to reality… who are you the angriest at?
"I agree, that's unlikely. I don't know if I'm really angry with anyone. If you'd asked me this three or four years ago I'd have said my parents, though."

45. What was the scariest moment of your life?
"When I got captured. Afterward it was sort of fun taunting them, but not knowing what was coming was... not the most fun."

46. What was the best moment of your life?
"When I was accepted into this academy."

47. What was the worst moment of your life?
"When the military sent me the letter, "regretting to inform me" that they couldn't accept me."

48. What was the saddest moment of your life?
"These questions seem a little along the same grain. Isn't this the same as the last one?"

49. How do you think you'll die / how did you die?
"Probably doing something stupid. You know when you watch those war movies and the first people of an invasion force get shot before they even load a gun? I bet I'll end up one of those people."

50. What is your "theme song" – in your opinion, a friend's opinion, or your creators?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIHuMZ…

So because I keep procrastinating with everything I do ever, I decided having a glaring huge list of it on my page every time I come to my page, (which is often) I'll see it and feel bad and get off my computer and do something slightly more productive, like finishing it.

So, here is a list of things that I need to draw before I even THINK of starting anything else (such as programming a video game from scratch). I feel like if I could get all these done I'd be free to do anything else. Comment if I owe you something and selfishly forgot about it.

For other Deviants:
1. LINGBDar (This is almost a year late)
2. lewd-newt - Art Trade
3. The-Music-Moustache - 5000 kiriban
4. Xantaria - 7654 kiriban picture

Personal:
1. A & M Wip
2. Cupid's Assistant Character Designs
3. The-Black-Magistrate CHARACTER

And into the hermit hole I dig myself.